cursor by thetremblingofmyhand
  • This is the road to ruin and we’re starting at the end

    Say, yeah!


  • "You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren’t up there now… I don’t think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it."


  • suckmyvertical:

    clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20


    • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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    • me: tastybitch69@aol.com

  • swarnpert:

    taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass


  • Ask me what has been the biggest challenge in playing this role and I’d have to say that it’s been walking up the stairs to my throne in the gold robe. I don’t think that there is a single take where I’m not treading on it and falling over.

    ~Lee Pace


  • kuzuryuusan:

    i hate when you’re outside and the sun


  • unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

    unclefather:

    This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 


  • Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body

    mercy-misrule:

    ladysaviours:

    sirken:

    “They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”

    “Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do.”

    “Everything was just a mess.”




  • enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

    enchilacla:

    the tables have turned.




  • averagefairy:

    moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 


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